20 December 2003

it was a v happy occasion for our birthday boy.... many many happy returns. we all love u lotz pooh...=I. there was only our meanie gang, and jean.( she was wearing this funky chinese looking coat, damn funky.) though i shall not further elaborate any details on the actual events, but really really...pooh's mom has the funkiest antique collections. my dad loses hands down. hahah!! she has like gram-phones, birthing chairs (o.O... she calls it the love making chair....)..., radios....telephones...all from dunno which century...so fascinating...and the best part, they all works!!!.... so cool.

imagine, if you were lounging around the house, listening to a jazz record scratching away on the gram-phone... w ur loved one, sipping wine....oOOOooOOOoooOOooo....

hehe... anyhowz, pappy, pooh's doggie, was the cutest...though of coz. erhem, his slightly more yandao then buggy, and more noisy......he is damn cute...handsome and vvvv well-groomed. piggy...u better not sae anything. =X

anyhowz...been working on some storylines while working my ass for the miserable pennies my job gives me....
the worse wld be the screaming children and the bad-tempered mommies...and armed w nothing but my fake smile and documents.... we have to tackle all these weirdos... not tt i'm not reallie one of them.... tart, if u were there....hehe, u'ii prob pull ur own hair out or strangle all the kids. i reallie wonder y the F*** they are so bloody hyper...and y their parents dun teach them proper manners... tt is,...its just me, with no children.

i swear man, i learn so much more abt motherhood now, then if i were to experience it myself.... damn it.... pooh pooh...i'm dying to be a mother....LIKE REAL....
its like....now i noe tt ligation can be done after the 3rd child, and there is such a thing, called reverse ligation. for pple who dunno wat it is,.... it is the cutting of the fallopian tube...if u noe wat i mean.

anyhowz. therez also, other things like....did u noe tt after delivery, no only do u have to cut the baby's tube ( belly button thingy), u have to be sewn up???? yes....they'ii have to stick a needle into u.... i'm so only having one child...and i'm opting for a surgery... not natural birth. bleh....
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....

BIRTHING SUCKS..... even if its in a birthing chair.
CHILDREN SUCKS..... they shld be only seen and not heard
PREGNANCY SUCKS..... go suck a lemon.



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