Interesting things bout being a Virgo:

Firstly, i'm suppose to meticulously neat and tidy. (Not!)

extremely clean and conscious. (NOT nOT! - only if i cant stand it anymore, although i've been known to help my ex clean up lots)

Green fingers ( face it man...i just killed yet another plant. cant understand how it can die of lack of water when i feed it every Dae. yes...everydae.)

They have a wonderful sarcastic sense of humour that can cut to the bone (OK...i am sarcastic...but i'm not Insensitive, although often maybe my jokes are abit cold, sooOoo pple just dun get it).

They love to point out mistakes and failings and thrill at the sense of superiority this gives them (Ok...this is not me. more like pple take the delight out of pointing my flaws out. NOTe...Kenn, S, n Ly. Yes... Mm and her MMism...). They are hypercritical, wry and fussy( hm... i'm anything but that i guess, i eat anything. WEll, not shit but i'm anything but fussy. you guys noe...i'm a push over. TTz y you love me...hehe). Many Virgoans are very lonely people. However their cold, cynical nature and lack of warmth is more than compensated for by their ability to organise (Lonely loney... everyone gets tt way i guess, but yar, i hate being alone. but, i'm far from organize...and i so do not lack warmth. well if your a complete stranger then too bad for yar, but, if yar a close fren, you shld noe. i'm vv warm).

Most people find this pedantic attention to detail a little strange even disturbing. It is! Virgoans are uninspired artists but make great censors, clerks, cleaners and train spotters( hm...does writing lots - words, music, lyrics - make me an UNinspired artist? ...and btw i hate being meticulous. zaps my enthusiasm).

Conclusion:

maybe i'm a libra after all. at least thats wat the symptoms sae. How can i be Virgo? although Celine believes otherwise. Wth. thinking bout it, quite interesting to wonder where the line of horoscopes and your own self cultivated nature diverge?

But then hor.

even that differs. see this other horoscope reading thingy. if yar not in da reading mood. SKIP SKIP SKIP.

The Virgo female usually has a strongly developed maternal instinct and makes for a very devoted wife and mother. Counted among the best housekeepers, she is economical and delights in having her home and personal belongings tasteful as well as elegant. This is a woman who will be extremely precise...even to the point of fussiness. Clean and chaste in thought, most Virgo females display expressions of purity and virtue. There is normally a certain fascinating sweetness lingering in the eyes and about the mouth. Females governed by this Sign love those who are pure in mind and who possess characters which are just and true. Thus, they tend to dislike the baser instincts associated with the male population and are apt to find marriage something of a disappointment. Nonetheless, the magnetism of the Virgo woman is very marked and once she has gained an influence over another person, she will rule absolutely. Although the heart of this female will not go out to the world in general, she is likely to be very loving and affectionate toward those of whom she is fond. If one single word could describe the Virgo woman, it would probably be discriminating. She demands action rather than words and quickly seeks commitment in any relationship.
With a love of finery, dress, society and display, women who fall under the jurisdiction of Virgo will resort to any honorable means in order to gratify their desires in these areas. Likely to be a leader of fashion...if circumstances permit...she will always show excellent taste in the selection of wearing apparel. These women harbor much respect for the beautiful coupled with an outstanding perception of color, which often develops into artistic talent and may be displayed in their use of a needle, brush and pencil. Floral arrangements and home decoration are their particular specialities. This female is blessed with a quick and accurate eye which enables her to excel in any profession which utilizes such gifts. This woman is not one to be trifled with and she truly knows what she is all about. It would be a grave mistake to underestimate this female. She will set goals and overcome any odds to achieve them. The most enlightened Virgo woman is one who has developed both her intellectual and spiritual sides. Such a female is extremely powerful, magnetic and charming...one who could possibly sway an entire nation, if not the entire world.
Acccommodating and adjustable, this woman may basically be a shy individual, but such will not deter her from overcoming life's obstacles. If some flaw or imperfection is perceived in a relationship, then she will have no hesitation in breaking the bond. When annoyed, females who fall under the jurisdiction of this Sign can be shrewd and fussy and they are certainly nobody's fool. However, this woman can be won over with grace and taste rather than physical charms. The approach to life here is direct. Virgo women can be pessimistic and critical souls but somewhat earthy in their judgments. This is one of the few female types of the Zodiac who can be trusted in every way. Often possessing the reasoning powers customarily associated with males, the Virgo woman refuses to adopt a veneer of helpless feminine charm...although she is usually feminine in appearance. Severe in her moral judgments, this woman is frequently good at hiding such, presenting a smiling face to the world and always pleasant on the surface. By no means a spoil-sport, being tolerant and wise in many ways, the Virgo female does possess such high standards for herself that she often seethes with inner tension. In addition, this woman will probably have a tendency toward hypochondria. She is so centered on being perfect that she is inclined to imagine ailments and diseases whenver she feels the slightest bit out of sorts. In truth, however, the Virgo female rarely requires medicine at all and usually lives a long and useful life...frequently appearing much younger than she actually is.
Intellectual by nature and blessed with a gift of language...or even the powers of a retentative memory which helps her pass examinations...this female is something of an academic type which can be threatening to many ordinary males. Nonetheless, this is a woman who does possess sex-appeal and is often counted among the prettiest females of the Zodiac. She will also be lively and vivacious well into old age. The woman governed by Virgo will have a quick and alert mind but can be something of a snob. Regardless, she respects all the old-fashioned virtues and is one of most subtle and delicately cast women of the entire Zodiac. As a mother, she will be relatively indulgent, taking infinite pains to understand her children. As a wife, she will constantly strive for perfection in every way...backing her partner in each endeavor while making every effort to be self-effacing.

Lengthy read *yawn* but yar, hm... sometimes what horoscopes sae seem conflicting rite.

another interesting thing to note:

Virgo people like making lists, a well-stocked medicine cabinet, self-improvement courses, punctuality, mimicking others, grooming themselves, taking showers, using nice soaps, dealing with details (no matter how minute or unimportant), tiny animals, helping others, and wearing well-tailored clothes in muted colors and textures

(REally? hm... i have a medi case, but ttz cos i fall sick quite frequently, ..and i dun mimick pple la. how annoying wld it be to have 100 pple like you? ttz so unoriginal. well... every person, i dunno bout the few who dun, EVERy one loves a pretty bath. nice smelling and delicious..., i like tiny animals and helping others, depending to wat degree of help that is required-nothing naughty tt is, and...clothes well, i like nice textured stuff, and a nice coat tt can fit for all ocassion. smart casual rather, or eccentric that is. depends on my mood, or dressy and sexy).

Virgos dislike crowds and noise, brash and unruly people, slang, vulgarity, slovenliness, dirty surfaces, people who whine and complain a lot, sitting still for a long time while doing nothing constructive, disrupted schedules, lids left off boxes or tops off toothpaste, being obligated to others, people who move their personal things about, hypocrisy and deceit, any admission of weakness or failure, and bright primary colors.

(hm... i like crowds and noise. all the better to observe pple, v interesting to hear wat they sae, you never noe when something interesting wld occur. and...well, i like purple, blue and yellow. if you mix pri colours, yar will get them bah. but, not really a bright bright colour person. depends on mood really. And, i find unruly pple annoying - i'ii tell them off if they irritate me enuff, or if i feel nice, i'ii just smile and let them go on, but then, sometimes their v interesting. hm...well, sitting still wout doing anything constructive is so me. tt wld be, click on and click off my kazaa and msn, toggling with my keyboard, staring at my work. A waste of good time. But, i'm not fuzzy bout stuff, you can leave the lids off stuff, i cant be stuffed. but, yar...Dun move my personal stuff, cos i cant find that. i rem my mom used to do it, sighsy. i miss my mommy...)

Ok. enuff for todae, droning on bout my horoscopes.